The Lone Gunmen

The Lone Gunmen on The X-Files

Okay, so, if you're like me (God help you), you didn't watch The X-Files. If you're lucky (which I am), you have a super-obsessed friend who has every episode on tape and is collecting the series on DVD even as you read this, who is helping you satisfy your Lone Gunmen cravings by showing you the episodes starring the boys.

If your friend is more obsessed with Mulder and/or Scully, and doesn't really pay close attention to which episodes had the Gunmen, you'll need this list. If you don't have a lot of time, and can't do the entire list, most LGM fans recommend "Unusual Suspects" and "Three of a Kind," which are episodes devoted entirely to our boys.

Season One:

"E.B.E." (16)

Season Two:

"Blood" (3)
"One Breath" (8)
"Fearful Symmetry" (18)
"Anasazi" (25)

Season Three:

"Blessing Way" (1)
"Paper Clip" (2)
"Nisei" (9)
"Apocrypha" (16)
"Wetwired" (23)

Season Four:

"Musings Of A Cigarette Smoking Man" (7)
"Memento Mori" (15)

Season Five:

"Unusual Suspects" (1)
"Redux" (2)
"Redux-2" (3)
"Emily" (7)
"Kill Switch" (11)
"The End" (20)

Season Six:

"Triangle" (3)
"Dreamland II" (5)
"One Son" (12)
"Three Of A Kind" (19)
"Field Trip" (21)

Season Seven:

"First Person Shooter" (13)
"En Ami" (15)
"Requiem" (22)

Season Eight:

"Within" (1)
"Via Negativa" (7)
"DeadAlive" (15)
"Three Words" (16)
"Existence" (21)

Season Nine:

"Nothing Important Happened Today" (1)
"Nothing Important Happened Today II" (2)
"Provenance" (9)
"Providence" (10)
"Jump the Shark" (15)
"The Truth" (19)